Hi, I'm Sammy Hayes-Rodriguez. Maybe you've heard of me? I'm the kid everybody's making fun of because my mother made me bring a robot to school with me---the dumest, most embarrassing thing to ever happen to any kid in the whole history of school. (I'm talking about going back to the Pilgrims and Mayflower Elementrary.) I need to tell you a wild and crazy story about this robot that, I kid you not, thinks it is my brother. And guess where the dumb-bot got that goofy idea? From my mother!